10 Reasons I Got Married.

Good morning, and happy shortest day of the year! After waiting, erm, exactly a month for Jason to post the infamous (at least around our apartment, anyway) comic that we are now cryptically referring to as "Food Emailed," I have decided to just go ahead and post my comic. Sorry to all of y'all who were hoping to see ACTUAL talent (aka Jason) in comics on this blog. Looks like you're stuck with me.

I'll present this with one comment: We need to get more gray markers. The three we have are not enough.


Perhaps if we start chanting his name, we can motivate Jason? C'mon, now, all together: JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON!