
He started a bullet-pointed list of other things I would give him grief about. They included: driving to work (It's less than a mile from where we live! It's good exercise!), staring at the fish tank and/or driving around to fish stores for too long (He does this for, like, HOURS every day!), and not cleaning out his closet.
Did ALL of his predictions come true? You betcha! What can I say? I'm a monster.